tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25660520.post115808524253635062..comments2023-04-17T08:54:04.133-04:00Comments on Electric Storytime: THE SQUIRRELS HAVE THE BOMBUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25660520.post-1158155789574178452006-09-13T09:56:00.000-04:002006-09-13T09:56:00.000-04:00The controversial "brown" reference has been remov...The controversial "brown" reference has been removed, for I do not wish to receive another Molotov cocktail through my bedroom window. I had been referring merely to the brownish appearance of the Eastern Gray Squirrel, but that harmless reference has touched off a firestorm of discontent among the more radicalized members of the squirrel community, and now yours truly, Templeton Steele, seems to be a marked man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25660520.post-1158147709770964942006-09-13T07:41:00.000-04:002006-09-13T07:41:00.000-04:00Unless the brown squirrel clan is able to muster u...Unless the brown squirrel clan is able to muster up enough computing power to go along with that nukular warhead-bearing missle, there isn't much chance of it affecting the Acorn Festival. See, they'd have a devil of a time pinpointing the trajectory to make it come down in the same general vicinity from which it was launched.<BR/>Nope, I'd say the only way that thing could affect this year's Acorn Festival would be the blast from the lauch, and that would probably just <I>roast</I> the acorns and make this festival the best ever!<BR/>'Course, that doesn't really answer the question not asked: Why? Why must these things always be reduced to issues of color? Does it really matter that they were BROWN squirrels?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com