FORD VERSUS CHEVY

By the Creative Writing Class at Fatback Mountain Technical College

"You know what, motherfucker?" Chad announced. "I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford."

"Fuck that shit," Ricky replied. "I'll push my Ford up Mount Fuckin' Everest 'fore I get behind the wheel of a shitty-ass Chevy. Yessir, I'll take a Ford any day a the week."

Shaken to the core by Ricky's unexpected resolve, Chad cursed softly and walked away.